50 Shades of Grey

50 Shades of Grey

(Cert 18)

Director: Sam Taylor-Johnson

Starring: Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson

Let’s start with a confession – I haven’t read the “Grey” trilogy. Not because I have any problem with the subject matter but for the same reason …

It’s All Gone Tits Up!

What were my Facebook pages and Twitter feed full of this week -terrorism, racism, economics, the government? Nope, whilst all of them were there the biggest threads were all about the Sun newspaper dropping its Page Three topless pics. You cannot be …



Saatchi Gallery

26th November 2014 – 23rd February 2015



 ‘A Dream Comes True’ (2008) Rostislav Lebedev

The Saatchi gallery has produced a huge, single subject exhibition that grabs the attendee from



Director: Christopher Nolan

Starring: Mathew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Michael Caine, Jessica Chastain

Certificate 12

I look forward to some movies the same way that kids look forward to Xmas. The agonising wait, the excitement as it gets nearer, the …

Gone Girl review

Director: David Fincher
Starring: Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike

Certificate – 18

I’ve decided that some film directors are a bit like football managers! Chelsea under Andre Vilas Boas struggled but with practically the same team under Jose Maurinho they …

The Two Faces of January

The Two Faces of January

Directed by Hossein Amini
Starring Vigo Mortenson, Kirsten Dunst & Oscar Isaaac

Certificate PG-13

Five minutes into the film the first phrase that springs to mind is “they don’t make ‘em like this anymore!” – …

DVD Reviews: Noah aka NO-Argh!

Director: Darren Aronofsky

Starring: Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connolly, Ray Winston, Emma Watson and Anthony Hopkins

Certificate: PG

I have never written a really scathing review but this film is so excruciatingly, undeniably and unequivocally awful I was compelled to do …